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Like this Blonde joke???

A sexy looking blonde girl was speeding along when all of a sudden a police car pulled her over. A stunning sexy blonde police woman stepped out with long stunning legs.
The blonde police woman goes to the blonde in the car and says ” may I see your driving license please”
The blonde driver says “What does it look like? I’ve never been asked for it before”
The policewoman explains it is square and has a photo of you inside it. The blonde hunts in her handbag and finds her square compact case and opens it and looks into it. “Here it is”, she screams all excited and hands it to the policewoman!
The blonde policewoman bursts out laughing and says “Honey, if you had have told me you were also a policewoman I would have told you to drive on ages ago!”.

omg thats HILARIOUS!!! have you heard the on about the two blondes and the field? One blonde is driving along a road with fields on either side. She looks out into one of the fields and sees another blonde rowing a boat. She stops the car and yells out the window “God you are the kind of person that makes blondes look bad! If I could swim I would come out there and teach you a lesson!!!”